Baby Bulletin — personalized spoon

 It’s a slow Sunday morning and you’re idly cleaning out some drawers and shelves. You find some old photo albums and scrapbooks, dated back to the pre-digital era. You pluck out your baby book, open it, and find the most random interesting things. Your yellowing baptismal guestlist has notes from godmothers and uncles you still see around. A lock of hair from your first haircut and your umbilical cord are taped on separate pages. It seems a little weird that your parents would save traces of your hands and feet, or describe the weather the day you were born, but...